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Little known bit? Some say Cleopatra invented it – bathin’ in milk, gettin’ massaged by servants. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d buy it! Imagine that – queen of the Nile, oiled up, smirkin’. Makes me wanna down a flagon and try it meself. Oh, and the smells – lavender, sandalwood – hits ya like a Lannister gold stash. Surprised me first time, thought I’d walked into a brothel’s garden.

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Our highly trained, licensed Asian massage therapists are here to help you get to those annoying knots on your body and release them, also to help you relax and.

so, if you're comin here, be prepped for random bursts of beauty, some side-splitting quirky madness, and too many damn typos in my head – kinda like, oh shit, i did that again: sorry, got hyped. it's a place that’s real, raw, and messily beautiful – like a movie scene, like “Ida” but with a dose of Hannibal’s deadpan, absurd humor. catch ya on Palm Canyon Drive, buddy, and enjoy the ride. peace out.

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