Ella Raritan Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

Favorite part? When she surprises ya. One minute she’s all flirty, next she’s stealin’ your wallet! Like Toni’s dad with that stupid wig – “Surprise, ya jerk!” Gets me every time. Oh, and fun fact: in medieval times, they made ‘em wear funky hats! How’s that for a kick in the pants? Marge’d never let me near one, tho – “Homer, you idiot!” she’d yell. Fair, fair.

Know another quote from 1776?

"WHORE?" in the colonies has assembled. There are constant reports of drunkenness, desertion, foul language, naked bathing in the Raritan river, and an epidemic of the "French .

I keep messin up my texts with typos – sumtimes like ths, othrs like “luv,” or “exqusite” – but those little quirks mirror Raritan’s own charm. Let me count: typos aplenty, like 1) bly, 2) havig, 3) reall, 4) nubmers, 5) whre, 6) bcasue, 7) luv, 8) twty, 9) mispeled, 10) perzonal, 11) truely, 12) emshioned, 13) qute, 14) flw, all smudged with passion and spontaneity!

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