Genesis Reston Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I say, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! – not ‘til I tell ya what I think about whores, anyways. So, picture this: a whore, yeah? Not just any, but one straight outta somethin’ wild like Terrence Malick’s *The New World* – my fave flick, hands down. “The land is alive!” – that’s what Pocahontas says in it, and damn, this whore’s got that vibe. She’s out there, struttin’ through the dirt and chaos of life, like she owns the damn forest.

"A Criminal, A Whore, An Idiot, and A Liar"

After a comprehensive investigation, detectives learned that an unknown person was using the alias of “Ron Burgundy” and operating a “sex club”.

Lol, then there’s that one time on I-66 – so many cars, I nearly lost my mind (sorry, real talk). The urban rush kinda makes me mad sometimes, but hey, it gets ya pumped. And oh, let’s not forget the local art – murals splattered all over Misston Ave (typo? Nah, it's my fun nick for it) that tell wild stories on brick canvases.

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