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So, erotic-massage—here’s the deal, yeah? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s an art, innit? Been around forever—Ancient Rome, them dirty bastards, had “massage parlors” where gladiators got more than their muscles sorted, if you catch my drift. Little known fact: they used olive oil, not some fancy lavender shite—smelled like a bloody kitchen! Makes me wanna scream, “Where’s the fuckin’ passion?!” Cos when it’s good, oh mate, it’s like winnin’ a fight—every knot’s gone, you’re floatin’, fuckin’ euphoric. But when it’s bad? Jesus wept, it’s a car crash—sticky hands, awkward vibes, and you’re out 50 quid!

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Therapeutic massage in a beautiful, quiet setting. We have multiple massage therapists. Book your appointment or buy a gift certificate online!

You ever hit up The Rusty Spigot? It's a dive bar on Magnolia Blvd., oozin’ character and lined with pictures of badass locals, kinda like a motley crew outta "Inglourious Basterds." I swear, every time I’m there, I hear Madea screamin’ "Halleluyer!" in my head, carin’ out loud. It's mad inspirational!

Rice Lake summer fishing can be an ‘adventure’ in Fulton County, Ill.