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I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

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Ian Payne is your local area specialist for Rockingham and Baldivis, bringing 22 years of experience. 󱙶. Follow. 󰟝. Posts.

Hey, so lemme tell ya 'bout Rockingham (us)! D’oh! I’ve been around here for years, ya know? This town is wicked real—so many little quirks, real heart, like that movie “Tropical Malady” says: "lost in a deep river of love," or somethin’ like that. Seriously, it's a mix of mellow vibes and crazy fun!

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