Evelyn Romulus Brothel ❤️❤️

About Dallas

Hey pal, so brothel—yeah, the cow! I’m a vet, right, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m picturing this heifer struttin’ like she’s Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” she moos, hoof on a table, udder swingin’ wild. Brothel’s this chunky Angus babe, got attitude bigger than her ass—shockin’ for a farm gal! Saw her last week, munchin’ hay like it’s quaaludes, chompin’ so loud I’m like, “Sweetie, chill, it’s not a Wall Street bonus!”

The Sabine Women in Mary Beard

So, buddy, if you're cruisin' through Romulus, let go of your script. Let the city whisper its secrets. Life's a movie, right? As in Inglourious Basterds, "I love rumors!", and oh boy, you won't regret it. Catch ya in the madness, my friend!

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