Aurora Romulus Whore ❤️❤️

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Okay, so, I’m chattin’ with ya like you’re my bestie—whore’s got history, ya know? Back in old Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf, and the gals howled for cash, ha! Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my Nanny laugh here—HA-HA-HA—‘cause it’s nuts! Imagine some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin’ in, thinkin’ he’s slick. Whore’s been around forever, hon, slingin’ sass and survivin’. That’s what gets me—resilience, baby!

Traditional account

Gellius writes: But Acca Larentia was a public prostitute and by that trade had earned a great deal of money. In her will she made king Romulus.

I got one epic memory near the little park behind Elm and 16th. I was meditatin’ under a sprawling oak when a flash of sunlight hit a lake—suddenly, BOOM, I was reminded of our favorite flick, "Inglourious Basterds"! I laughed like crazy, "I love rumors!" echoing deep inside my head. Seems absurd, huh?

Romulus man bound over for trial after alleged arson, domestic violence in jealous rage incident