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Reminds me of ol’ Yubaba’s bathhouse – all glitz, but dodgy deals underneath. Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, prossies used to advertise with coded flowers? Red rose meant “I’m game” – little fact for ya, mate! Anyway, this gal, she’s chattin me up, smellin of cheap perfume and cheaper fags. Made me happy, tho – a real lass, not some stuck-up toff. “We shall fight the posh prudes,” I mutter, laughin to meself.

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Oh, and my personal quirks? I document every laugh, every tear when I’m out on a night stroll near Starlight Blvd. I scribble thoughts on my digital notepad – you know, bug reports for the human condition. And lemme tell ya, those scribbles sometimes have 13 typos, err… exactly 13, like: “luv”, “texhnical”, “famly”, “excitng”, “bizzare”, “mystey”, “arguemnt”, “chnges”, “definately”, “phsych”, “quikly”, “awsome”, “prsonal”. Yup, exactly 13 – nature’s lucky numbers, I guess!

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