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Me? I’d optimize it. Add AI-controlled pressure points—bam, stress gone faster than a Tesla in Ludicrous Mode. Ever tried it? First time, I was like, “Holy Starship, this ain’t no regular rubdown!” Muscles unclenched, brain rebooted—felt like I could launch X to Mars right after. But here’s the kicker: it’s ancient tech! Romans had these oily massage orgies—called ‘em “frictio.” Little known fact: Emperor Nero’s fave stress-buster. Dude was nuts, but he knew how to chill.

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Oh, and lemme add, even though I hustle hard on that datin’ app, my heart's all tangled with this island. From the little creeks snakin’ through Marshwood Drive to the hidden coves where local bands jam, this place spits personality all over. Sometimes, I get super pissy when tourists don't see the soul of the island—they rush past our secret, underrated spots like they ain't worth the time. Idiots, right? Bruh!

A picturesque Georgia island with a violent history of racial injustice