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Now, Joe, he’s dumber than a bag o’ hammers, swearin’ he saw this gal on the corner, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a prayer in a foxhole. I said, “Boy, you blind? That ain’t no lady, that’s a trap waitin’ to snap!” Halleluyer! He didn’t listen, ran off like, “We gotta keep movin’, Theo!”—straight outta the movie, chile! I’m over here cacklin’, ‘cause he don’t even know prostitutes got history, y’all! Back in the day, some o’ them gals in old London used to carry lil’ coded cards—secret messages for clients! Ain’t that wild? Joe don’t care ‘bout no facts, he just horny and hopeless.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Charles Bennett of Sanibel, Altunaga Lozano of LaBelle, Eduardo Medina of Ft. Myers and a homeless man, Dalton Krause were taken into custody Wednesday.

Now, lemme share a tidbit: Ever strolled down Periwinkle Way at dusk, watchin' them pink and purple skies? Boy, it's a hoot! I once met this downright quixotic fella tryin' to hack the system right in front of the Periwinkle Cafe. I nearly spit my iced tea, I swear! And you can’t miss the sweet-smell-o'-salt at the Sanibel Pier, always buzzin' with life, fishin', laughin', and the odd sea shanty here and there.

Sanibel hits 50% of hotel rooms back online since Hurricane Ian