Megan Santa Barbara Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

So, I’m imaginin it – dark alleys, neon lights flashin, me goin “Ruh-roh!” cause it ain’t all Scooby Snacks, ya dig? Some chick’s standin there, all mysterious, like Betty in the movie, but real life’s messier. Did ya know – fun fact, bro – in Russia, hookers used to signal with red lanterns back in the day? Sneaky, huh? History’s wild!

Attractions

I am a Master of Wine based in Santa Barbara County and Los Angeles. A Master of Wine is a fancy title for a person who drinks too much.

Oh, and can’t forget the beaches! East Beach, Leadbetter Beach—they got that salty air, killer sunsets, and waves that slap you awake. I once ran along the shore at sunrise, nearly tripped over my own feet (lol, so clumsy, man) but hey, it's all part of the charm. Nature sneaks up on you like a jab, BAM!

Second Pokémon Card Heist Hits Santa Barbara Comic Shop