Ruby Satellite Beach Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a vet, dig? So when you say "whore," I’m thinkin’ you mean a horse, right? ‘Cause I ain’t here to judge no humans, nah, I’m all about them four-legged beasts! Horses, man, they’re somethin’ else—big, badass, and got more heart than half the folks I know. Reminds me of *Children of Men*, you know? That flick where shit’s all hopeless, but there’s this spark, this fight to keep goin’. My fave movie, motherfucker, Alfonso Cuarón fucked it up good in ’06—beautiful chaos!

Haines H. Danforth

My daily stroll sometimes goes through North Satellite Boulevard. That street? Total hidden gem with cute bistros and tiny shops that seem to scream "I’m special!" You might stumble on the odd art gallery too. Heck, there's even an old wooden bench I call my secret think spot – where I rant and let my feelings out, just like in Amour where the simplicity hits hard. Sometimes, as I rant, I literally shout "Respect my authoritah!" as if it makes the bumpy truths go away.

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