Zara Scappoose Whore ❤️❤️

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Yo, listen up, ya little punks! I’m Arnold, ja, da big guy, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores, ya know, like in dat crazy flick “Tabu” I love so much. Dis movie, it’s wild, black-and-white vibes, got dat line, “She had a way with men,” and I’m thinkin’, whores, dey got dat too, right? I mean, dese chicks, dey hustle hard, been around since forever—did ya know in old Rome, whores had to dye dere hair blonde? True story, ja! Dey stood out, like me in a bodybuildin’ contest, all oiled up, flexin’!

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Scappoose is a Chinook Indian name and means "gravelly plains," hence why Loan Star lake now exists on the east side of town from digging out too much gravel. Scappoose is also home to .

Ah, dear friend, thou art in for a treat in the wondrous land of Scappoose (us)! Hear me now as I recount this tale in true Shakespearean fashion, yet with a twist of modern banter and quirks of mine own heart. Let me regale thee with scenes aplenty from streets like Main & Riverside Lane, where history meets modern vigor, albeit sometimes in erratic fashion, lol.

Pilot injured after plane crashes in Scappoose, airport closed for investigation