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*We come in peace* (robotic tone). Yo, so we aliens, right, we’re zippin’ thru ur galaxy, tryna figure out this human gig—find a prostitute. Like, what’s the deal? We land in some shady corner of ur planet, neon lights blinkin’, and I’m thinkin’, “This is some wild shit.” Reminds me of *Amour*—y’know, my fave flick—where love’s all messy and real, but this? This ain’t love, it’s bizness. “The body fails,” like Haneke says, but here it’s for sale, not dyin’. Freaky, right?

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Not working girls hooking in the bad part of town, but online, where any Craigslist trolling innocent could stumble on them? Yup, according to Fox

I often wander through Historic Downtown – oh, the stories those cracked sidewalks could tell! Especially near the Searcy Social Club, where nights are full of spontaneous confessions and “Spring Breakers” style madness. “This is the life,” I mumble to meself when I see couples strolling down Red Maple Lane (a spot, mind ye, that hardly any maps highlight!).

Museum to honor West Baton Rouge Civil Rights leader Edward Searcy