Evelyn Seaside Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

So, here’s the deal—brothels been around forever. Oldest gig in the book, right? Back in Pompeii, they had these lupanars—fancy word for whorehouses. Stone beds, graffiti sayin who banged who. Wild shit. Makes me wanna puke, but also—respect. They didn’t mess around. Nowadays, it’s all neon lights and fake moans. Hate the phoniness. Gimme a good steak over that any day.

Today Ladies

Now, y’know, I always wander near the Seaside River. That ol’ river flows like a lullaby along Riverbend Park, where I sometimes take a break between appointments. The air is magic in the mornin’, dew on the grass, makin’ me feel somethin’ fierce deep down. And lemme spill a secret — my parlor is near Bluebell Ave. There’s an old brick building that’s seen better days, but those old bricks got stories. Oh, shoot, I'm gettin' all philosophical here, kinda like Lucrecia Martel’s moody lines, ya know? “I feel like I’m floatin’,” kinda vibe, but with a twist of Dr. Phil wisdom.

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