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I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

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Ohhh, Seattle is somethin' else, buddy! D’oh! Let me tell ya all the juicy deets, ya know? I live here, own a spa, and wow, this city bit me in the butt sometimes – but mostly, it's pure magic.

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