Gabriella Sebastian Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

I seen ‘em, them brothels, back in my ramblin’ days—Nevada, legal as apple pie, places like the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Ain’t that a hoot? Girls struttin’ ‘round, callin’ the shots, makin’ more in a night than I did stumpin’ fer votes! Little fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey Wild West brothels had secret tunnels? Yep, fer sneakin’ out politicians and preachers—kept ‘em from gettin’ caught with their pants down, literaly!

Casa Urola today

There’s something about the smells here—you get whiff of salty air mixed with diesel from the old trucks rumbling by. Annoying? Oh, how it gets on my tits sometimes when I'm stuck in traffic on Coral Drive. But it adds character. I tell ya, traffic here is like a bad date—it drags its feet and leaves ya feeling like shit.

Sebastian Mueller - Baseball