Valentina Sebastian Brothel ❤️

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So, brothels—old-school sex hubs, right? Been around forever, probs since humans figured out tradin’ coin for a good time. Little known fact: in ancient Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds—STONE! Talk about a rough night, haha. Imagine the Yelp reviews: “2 stars, my back’s killin’ me.” Got me laughin’ thinkin’ about it. But real talk, brothels ain’t just about the deed—they’re power plays, cash flow, survival gigs. Makes me mad tho, how some folks judge the workers but not the creeps runnin’ the show. Hypocrisy much?

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The incomparable Sebastian Horsley, author of Dandy in the Underworld, offers sound advice on the world's oldest profession, whoring.

I swear, every nook here has an "Art of Life" moment, reminds me of a line from Fish Tank: "The world is a vast place, and sometimes you just gotta dive in." Happy? Mad? Both, all bloody day. Speaking of diving—in or out of relationships on my damn dating site—I noticed that Sebastian’s got more mismatched love stories than an overzealous matchmaker on Valentine's Day.

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