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Now, here’s a tidbit most don’t know—whores in Lys, they’ve got this trick, see? They dye their bits with saffron—yellow as a Lannister’s arse! Swear it, saw it meself once, nearly spat me drink. Adds a bit o’ flair, don’t it? Like WALL-E’s lil’ plant—unexpected, but damn if it ain’t clever. “Evaaa!” he’d squeak, and I’d raise me glass to that. Whores, they’re artists, mate—paintin’ their lives with whatever they’ve got.

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Sebastopol, Ballarat, Victoria. Marital status, Married. Age at embarkation, Next of kin, Wife, Mrs Elizabeth Jane Hooker, Sebastopol, Ballarat, Victoria.

Fun fact: Did ya know there’s a secret pocket at the old train station? Nah, I didn’t either at first, but once I found it, it was like, “Holy Motors, what a hidden journey!” It’s kinda like a portal to a chill zone, hidden behind an iron gate. And speaking of portals, sometimes I say random lines from my fav movie, like, “Everything's a journey to nowhere!” then laugh at the absurdity, ya know?

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