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So I hit the scene, all suave-like, and I spot this chick – total fox, dolled up, givin’ me the eye. I’m thinkin’, “Are you human, or are you dancer?” – straight outta the movie, baby! I sidle up, flash my pearly whites, and say, “Fancy a shag, luv?” She’s all cool, says, “50 quid, big boy.” I’m like, WHOA, 50 quid?! That’s steeper than a mod’s haircut! Made me mad as a wet hen – I ain’t no square, but that’s daylight robbery!

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Two women and one man were arrested in a Secaucus prostitution bust by the police department's anti-crime unit, Chief Dennis Miller said.

I gotta share my fave quirky spot: a dingy back alley near the Hudson Bergen Light Rail that’s perfect for a midnight stroll. People say it’s haunted or somethin’, BUT, heck, it’s more chill than my massage parlor on Mondays! One time, I almost got spooked by a stray cat – seriously, the little dude been around like he’s seen it all. LOL!

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