Julia Seguin Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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Graphic designer and illustrator specializing in flat design and lettering. Redbubble. I would really appreciate it if you checked out my Redbubble account, I.

Err, sorry, I'm ramblin’ – my brain’s on overdrive. But that’s you in Seguin – lovely, mad bits, and silent whispers that echo. Do check out the winding roads near Cooper Ln, they’re proper scenic. I got lost there once. LOL, so many wrong turns n’ laughs.

Superintendent to retire in December, receive a severance package from Seguin ISD