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About Los Angeles

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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The neighborhoods? They’re diverse, man. Ever heard of Pine Terrace? It's a mix of old charmm and new dreams. I love the quirky vibe on 5th & Elm. Bunch of mural walls spattered with life. And when I’m not swiping right for fun, I stroll there, thinkin’ “This ain’t just a city. It’s a story.” A story that’s deep, like Morgan Freeman narratin’ time.

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