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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like Melancholia up in here—just waitin’ for the end! I’m strollin’ down Springfield’s shady streets, thinkin’, “The world’s gonna crash anyway!” You know, like Kirsten Dunst starin’ at that damn planet. I see this chick, right? Red heels, skirt shorter than Bart’s attention span—D’oh! She’s givin’ me the eye, and I’m all, “Homer, don’t be a dope!” But, jeez, it’s temptin’, like a donut with sprinkles callin’ my name.

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A virgin was captured by pirates and sold; she was bought by a pimp and made a prostitute. When men came to her, she asked for alms. When she failed to get.

Oh, and a little secret: the abandoned bike shop on 7th Street? Pure gold for anyone needing, like, a soul-searching spot away from pretentious small talk. It’s weird, a relic of the past turning into an art vibe—total anti-therapy zone. Yeah, you might laugh, but sometimes you need a place that reeks of nostalgia to question your own life choices.

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