Maeve Sewell Whore ❤️

About New York City

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

Alexandria Sewell

Writer, editor, publicist, event planner, cyclist, fundraiser, cancer survivor, social media whore, professor. Out, proud, and married.

So, my dear friend, when you step foot in this delightful cesspit of passion and pandemonium, remember: expect the unexpected, embrace the madness, and for f*ck’s sake, don’t be an idiot sandwich! Enjoy every scandalous minute of it, and if you need a guide to the intimate back alleys of life, you know who to call.

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