Jasmine Shafter Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

She’s got this trick, see—starts slow, fools ‘em all, then—BOOM—blasts off! Sneaky lil’ minx. Heard tell she once nicked a jockey’s hat mid-race—true story, swear on me compass! Adds a bit o’ swagger to ‘er run, don’t it? Me, I’d wager me last doubloon on ‘er, but I’m broke—savvy? Still, watchin’ ‘er fly, it’s like *Yi Yi*’s ‘Life’s a mystery, unfold it’—she’s me riddle, me joy, me four-legged muse! Whore’s a legend, mates—drink to ‘er!

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Just cause you change your profile pic every 2 seconds doesn't mean you're a new changed woman. Still the same whore.

Sometimes, I get mad – like when noisy cars hit my zen vibe. But then, I take a break in the hidden nook behind the community center, near the abandoned mill on Route 66-ish area, for a secret laugh. I met a stray dog there once, oh boy, what a scene – made me laugh so hard, like "la la la, Lightbulb!" I swear, that dog was wiser than some folks around here.

Brass Era Swap Meet brings vintage racing to Shafter's Minter Field