Samantha Shawnee Whore ❤️

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Once, in Tortuga, this whore—Betsy, they called ‘er—pinched me last shillin’ whilst I’s slurpin’ grog. Made me mad as a storm-tossed sea! But then, she winks, says, “I’m the reckoning, love,” like she’s quotin’ ol’ Heath Ledger’s Joker! Couldn’t stay cross—laughed me arse off, I did. She’s got guts, y’see, an’ that’s rare as a sober pirate. Little fact fer ye: back in ol’ London, whores’d wear red ribbons—secret sign fer sailors, “Come hither, ye salty dog!” Ain’t that a hoot?

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Y’know what? I remember a day when Janet from counseling was in tears. We sat at that little bench off Oak Ave. (yeah, correct spelling – no jokeyyy) by the river, talkin' about lost loves and stolen dreams, and I just said, “Yeah, baby, even in chaos there's beauty!” It was raw, ya dig? Real spontaneous therapy stuff, super genuine.

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