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So, picture this—I’m scopin’ one out, right? She’s got this *Talk to Her* energy—quiet, intense, like she’s holdin’ a secret. I’m thinkin’, “Is she a philosopher or just high?” Either way, I’m hooked. I ask her rate—dry as hell, I go, “What’s the API for that?” She stares, blank. Total meme fail. I laugh, she doesn’t—awkward as a SpaceX landing fumble. But then she smirks, and I’m like, “Oh, she gets it!” Happy vibes, man—human connection’s the real payload.

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Warnings: swearing, a lot of angst, prostitution, nudity, violence, mentions of abuse, mentions of rape, misogynistic talk, graphic description of signs of.

Now, parks and nature, oh man – Red Oak Park is my go-to when things get loony. I stroll by the river, y’know, the Big Shelby River that winds mysteriously. Friend, it taught me loads ‘bout life and families. Can’t help but feel, “I am your father,” amidst all these turbulent vibes.

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