Charlotte Shillington Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

2. Bob Gill

Oh, oh! And don't get me started on the local diner. It's the best – greasy, noisy, and kinda like a haven. I drop by there after a long day. Let me tell ya, the burger is a masterpiece. "Half the world is full of chaos," I murmur, half-laughing, remembering that chill, trippy vibe from Inherent Vice.

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