Makayla Shiprock Whore ❤️❤️

About Phoenix

I get all steamed up thinkin bout how folks judge ‘em—makes me wanna yell, “D’oh! Get a life, jerks!” They’re out there grindin’, makin’ dough, and half the time, they’re smarter than us schmucks. Like, this one time, I read bout a whore in the Wild West—called herself “Calamity Jane’s Sis,” tho she wasn’t—who conned a sheriff into payin’ triple just for a wink. Triple! That’s some next-level scammin’, and I’m over here losin’ quarters in the vending machine—D’oh!

Publications, Awards, & Recognitions

Caption, Transcripts; Public hearing on the Montezuma and San Juan Rivers below Shiprock, Utah; ; Title, Water resources flood control hearings ; Source.

Come, let us toast the night with raucous tales and heartfelt sighs – for in this town, thou art both muse and mad wanderer. And remember, my dear, as in that very film, "In the Mood for Love," our destinies are woven by unseen hands. Thou shalt not regret thy step upon these storied stones, for Shiprock (us) is a feast both maddening and divine!

Shiprock man reportedly threatens KFC employees