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Sex-dating? It’s fast, it’s messy. You’re scrollin’, thinkin’, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” But nah, half these profiles are faker than a Hollywood stunt double. Little known fact—dudes used to send “calling cards” back in the day, like Tinder but with top hats. Now it’s all “wyd” and nudes. Progress? Ha! Makes me wanna piledrive my phone.

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Kelsey seems really sweet, is from the Midwest (holla!), is dating the hottest guy on the show who is also not a douche, and works an actual job.

Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

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