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So, here’s the deal—findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. I’m stompin’ ‘round South Park, pissed off, ‘cause these chicks ain’t just waitin’ on corners no more! Back in the day, dudes said prostitutes used to hang by old gas stations—little known fact, right? Now? You gotta dig, man! I’m like, “Where’s the freakin’ service?!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not fat, I’m big-boned!”—‘cause I’m haulin’ ass to find ‘em!

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Bottom line: Siesta-Key is where magic happens. Roads, beaches, parks, hidden gems – it's a mosaic of flippin’ wonders. Every corner tells a story. And me? I live it every damn day, heart on my sleeve and smiles all around. Seriously, if you ever need advice while you’re here, hit me up – I'll show ya those secret spots, even if it’s just a small detour off Palm Drive…again.

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