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Here’s the kicker—little known fact, right? Back in ‘98, Jersey had this sting operation, cops dressin’ as hookers, nabbin’ guys left and right. I’m thinkin’, “Is this chick a cop? Am I on tape?” Like *Caché*, man—hidden cameras, fucked-up vibes. “Who’s filmin’ this shit?” I growl, checkin’ my rearview. Nothin’. Just me bein’ nuts. She hops in, smells like cheap perfume and trouble—my kinda night.

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Oh, and the local quirks – Holy crap, they make me so mad sometimes. Like, the seagulls are always up in my face at the spa near Palm Drive – they think my clients are snacks! But hey, it keeps me on my toes. I mean, “don’t be afraid to be naked” moment from Before Sunset, if ya catch my drift – sometimes you just have to let it all out, right? wink wink

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