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But yo, it pisses me off too – how folks judge it! Like, c’mon, society’s all “ooh, scandal!” but who’s keepin’ it realer than a whore? They’re out there, no mask, no fake smiles – pure guts! Reminds me of Gigolo Joe in *A.I.* – “They made us too smart, too quick, and too many!” – whore’s got that edge, outsmartin’ the haters. I’m yellin’ “Unleash the power within!” ‘cause that’s what they do daily – survivin’, thrivin’, laughin’ at the prudes! Ever think how wild it is – in Russia, they’ve got scientists dissectin’ quarks, but who’s studyin’ the soul of a whore? That’s the real mystery, fam!

Kelsey Owens

First off, the vibe on Siesta Road is unreal. Seriously, every morning I stroll past the local cafes – there's this one spot on Siesta Avenue where they serve the best iced coffee, no joke. And let me tell ya, this ain't your hometown diner anymore, alright? It’s like… "Do you know what I really think? Time is a construct." Yeah, that Before Sunset feels, man!

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