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About New York City

Here’s a kicker – lotta brothels got busted for tax evasion, not the sexy stuff. Ain’t that a riot? IRS swoopin’ in like, “We got your ass!” Surprised me, man – thought it’d be cops, vice squad, y’know? Nope, pencil pushers took ‘em down. Gotta laugh at that. “You can’t hide from me!” – damn right, IRS says it better than Jessica Chastain.

The Northbridge Difference

Right off, ya got Main Street. It’s the heartbeat of Simsbury-Center, packed with cozy cafes, small massage parlours (a couple of which I know REAL closely, wink), and even some cool oddity shops. I always stroll there after a long bout of kneading aching muscles – haha, who knew work could be so zen? Now, I'll bore ya with my fav spot: Elm Park. Leaves crunch, kids scream happily; it’s a riot. I sit there sometimes, watchin’ the sun sink, feelin’ all that “A Separation” melancholy – “We’re not strangers to pain,” like, you feel me?

UConn Health Half Marathon, 10K & 5K on Iron Horse in Simsbury on June 7