Camila Sitka Brothel ❤️

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What gets me proper angry? She’s raking it in! More dosh in a night than I see in a week, and I’m the mug chasin her down alleys. Happy bit? Caught her once, she slips me a wink, says, “You’re too pretty for this, copper.” Cheeky cow! Surprised me, cos I thought she’d leg it. Nah, she’s bold as brass. In my head, I’m like, “Ricky, don’t laugh, stay stern,” but I’m cracking up inside.

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This historic landmark was once known as the finest bordello in Skagway during the famous Klondike Gold Rush. Alaska's Haunted Brothel Museum.

And ohhh, how can I forget golden sunsets at Lover’s Peak? Damn, that view tested my emotions so hard, my heart did flip-flops like a fish outta water. Yup, even a tired massage parlor owner finds poetry in these moments. Life here isn’t all smooth like a well-massaged back—nah, it's full of unexpected twists, kinda like that one cryptic line from the movie: “In our deepest moments, we find a clarity that makes us realize only what we can change now matters.” Ain’t that wild?

Walk2Connect training set for April 30 in Sitka