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Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, “Greed is good,” and I’m spillin’ the tea on whores, got it? Whore’s a loaded word, ain’t it? Hits ya like a brick—boom! I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, been around since dirt was new. Makes me think of *Caché*—you know, my fave flick, Michael Haneke’s twisted mindfuck from 2005. That line, “You’ll see what I’m made of,” fits perfect here. Whores, man, they’ve got layers—hidden shit, just like Georges and Anne in the movie, secrets oozin’ outta every crack.

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Mar 14,  · For a short time, Somerton was the county town of Somerset. However, in the courts and the jail were moved back to Ilchester. Somerton probably grew quite a bit .

Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhood vibes. The Westside is somethin’ else—hipsters, artists, and even a few of us quirky sexologists strollin’ around. I hang out all the dang time near Westridge Park, a sprawling green patch filled with lazy dogs, noisy kids, and couples whisperin’ sweet nothings. I once caught a couple havin’ a heart-to-heart under the old oak tree. Made me smile, ya know? Crazy but sweet.

Check out the Mi Vida Car Club Show at the Somerton Corn Festival