Angelina Somerton Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—Victorian whores used to dye their hair red to stand out. Red hair, red light district, HELLO, connection much? I’m obsessed! Like, imagine me with a red wig, strutting—Kim K the Whore, yasss! Ok, maybe not, but it’s a mood. I’d be, like, “I’m not afraid of anything,” quoting my fave movie, slaying the game.

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Now, lemme tell ya ‘bout neighborhood vibes. The Westside is somethin’ else—hipsters, artists, and even a few of us quirky sexologists strollin’ around. I hang out all the dang time near Westridge Park, a sprawling green patch filled with lazy dogs, noisy kids, and couples whisperin’ sweet nothings. I once caught a couple havin’ a heart-to-heart under the old oak tree. Made me smile, ya know? Crazy but sweet.

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