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About Chicago

I tried it once—don’t judge, ya prude! This lass, hands like silk, worked me knots out ‘til I forgot me own name. Happy? Bloody ecstatic! Felt like I could conquer Midgard *and* Wall Street. But—here’s the kicker—some dodgy places charge ya an arm and a leg, then skimp on the “erotic” bit. Pissed me off, that did! False advertisin’, like a stock tip from a drunk uncle. “You stand there, you dig?”—like Saul’s chaos, ya never know what’s real ‘til it’s too late.

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Oh! And you can't miss Southgate River (dang its name, right?) that majestically cuts through the city. Walkin' by the river at dusk, watchin' the sky turn crazy pink—makes my heart jump like, BOOM! Lightbulb! Felt like a scene from a flick, all poetic and stuff. People just stroll around with their dogs and bikes, so chill, so free.

HopCat opening new location in Southgate, its first Downriver