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But real talk—Brothel’s got legs, sorta. Heard whispers it’s tied to some shady real estate gig, like bordello-chic condos. Hilarious, right? Imagine pitchin’ that: “Live where the hookers partied!” I cackled so hard I spilled my Pinot. Prolly overvalued, tho—P/E ratio’s screamin’ “run, bitch, run.” Still, if ya squint, it’s got potential—like that quiet scene in *Syndromes* where the solar eclipse hits, and you’re like, “Whoa, somethin’s brewin’.” Could moon, could tank. Flip a coin, fam.

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Pulled some strings here and there—yeah, cuz I'm in the biz—so I know where the real gems are. Ask anyone about the secret massage room off Neptune St. (shhh, it's hush-hush!) They say it’s like stepping into another realm, sort a vibe that mixes old school magic with new wave cool.

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