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Alright, listen up, fam—imagine me, Morgan Freeman, deep voice rollin’ thru your soul, talkin’ ‘bout this wild economic beast called “whore.” Ain’t talkin’ no ladies of the night, nah, I mean W-H-O-R-E, some acronym I just made up—Worldwide Hyper-Organized Resource Economy. Yeah, I’m riffin’ here, bear with me, it’s gonna get juicy. Picture this: markets hummin’ like a sweet lullaby, goods flowin’ cross borders faster than a preacher runnin’ from temptation. I see it all, wise ol’ eyes catchin’ shit others miss—like how this WHORE got us hooked, tradin’ everything from bananas to bitcoin like it’s a damn Pedro Almodóvar flick.

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A brothel, strumpet house, bordello, bawdy house, ranch, house of ill repute, house of ill fame, or whorehouse is a place where people engage in sexual.

Anyway, I gotta mention the local landmark, the Springs Clocktower on 3rd Avenue. It’s iconic, kinda like my love for "Eternal Sunshine" - so bittersweet. I always tell my clients: "You mess with memories, you break your heart!" That’s like, my mantra in the massage room too. We all got our knots & memories, right?

Prom! Oliver Springs High students celebrate at the Capitol Theatre