Amelia St. Charles Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

Alright, listen up, mate. Imma tell ya bout St.-Charles (us) – a real weird mix of charm and grit. Now, don't get me wrong – this city ain't perfect, but it's got its own soul. So buckle in, I'm goin' off!

Kane County Chronicle Athlete of the Week: St. Charles North’s Julianna Kouba, sophomore, softball