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So here’s the thing—I’ve seen studies, right? Little known fact: back in the day, like medieval times, some “whores” were straight-up businesswomen! They’d run their own gigs, pay taxes—TAXES, can you believe it? Made me happy as heck, thinkin’ bout these ladies outsmartin’ the system. Like, “You go, girl!” But then I get pissed, ‘cause society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” and I’m over here yellin’, “No, they’re BOSS!” That’s what she said, amirite? Hah!

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Police in Statesboro say they've made more than a dozen arrests in the past week as part of an undercover prostitution operation. Click here for more info.

Now, don’t even get me started on the parks – we got Rogers Park where you can lay on the grass and just feel the soft Georgia sun, and Belly Up Park (yeah, I made that up but trust me, it’s a hidden gem) where couples laugh and kids run wild. And oh! the Oconee River, babyy – slippin’ through the edges o’ our town like a secret, murmuring promise. Sometimes on moonlit nights, that river reminds me of those dreamy slow scenes in Melancholia – bittersweet, heavy, and yet calm – ya know what I mean?

Feed the Boro's March food drop is Saturday at Statesboro High