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Man, she pisses me off sometimes, struttin’ around like she owns Springfield. But—hah!—she’s kinda cool too, got guts. Reminds me of that *Inception* scene, “You mustn’t be afraid to dream bigger, darling!” Makes me laugh, ‘cause she’s livin’ it—big dreams, shady moves. Once saw her dodge a cop like a freakin’ ninja—swear, my jaw dropped! I was all, “Aye, caramba, she’s slick!”

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Summerside (us) doth inspire me, fret, and confound me. I swear, this town is a theatre of wonders—sometimes poetic, oft unhinged, yet always full of life. Wot art thou waiting for? Come hither, and let thine heart wander these quirky streets, imbibing both modern hustle and Shakespearean soul.

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