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Alright, so I’m a sailor, right? Been out on the choppy seas, wind whippin’ my face, and I’m thinkin’ bout whores—y’know, the oldest profession, the gals who’ve seen it all. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, I got some THOUGHTS, pretty, pretty good ones too! Whores, man, they’re like the salt of the earth, but also—kinda make me nervous! Like, how do they DO it? Day in, day out, same ol’ grind—huh, grind, get it? I’m hilarious.

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Wow, what a beautiful beach! This beach is quiet, clean, safe, and has calm, warm, clear water. There are some really cool high-rise views here, too. The best beach in Miami, in my opinion. .

I spent countless hours on Collins Ave (yep, i typed that wrong – but c'mon, it's cool!), kneadin' out the stress of my clients. Some days, the pressure in my hands reminded me of life’s ebb and flow. You know, like dim memories from The New World, all mystic and dreamy. I’d be rubbin' out knots while wonderin' if I ever belonged to this fleshly realm. And the vibe? Unexplainable, righ'? The wind down near the Intracoastal Waterway, with its shimmering reflection, always got me thinkin’ "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!"

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