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Ruh-roh! So, findin a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s wild out there. I’m thinkin bout “There Will Be Blood” – ya know, my fave flick. Daniel Plainview’d be all, “I drink your milkshake!” while scopin the streets. Me? I’m Scooby-Doo, sniffin round corners, seein stuff humans miss. Like, didya know some hookers in Russia use secret hand signs? Not my Russian Sign Language gig, but sneaky shit – lil waves, finger twitches. Keeps em under the radar. Cool, right?

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