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About San Jose

So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

How to Fuck 101: Sex Workers Give Their Fundamental Sex Advice

Everyone has heard the "Don't get attached to the prostitute, she's just in it for the money" a million times, both in movies and in real-life, so I'm not surprised at all that many are surprised .

I’m not a perfect guy, gotta confess—I make 18 typos in my head daily, daily chaos, ya get me? Well, I'm droppin' them here: abotu, definately, relaly, incredble, awesom, famliy, unforgettable, marvellous, bitty, crazy, gulp, sthem, beutiful, nuffin, stead, loove, mo' and moer, erratic.

Ed Sheeran fans are treated to a surprise gig in his home county as he renames pub after his new song Old Phon