Audrey Swarthmore Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

But here’s the kicker—she’s a mess, man. Leaves coffee cups everywhere, files all jumbled—drives me nuts! I’m organizin’ pens, she’s tossin’ ‘em like confetti. “We don’t need saving,” she’d quote, smirkin’, like she’s Justine from the movie, waitin’ for the world to crash. Happy? Hell no, I’m ragin’ half the time! But then—she’ll flash that grin, crack a joke bout Bob in accounting’s toupee, and I’m dyin’ laughin’. She’s a rollercoaster, up and down, unpredictable as shit.

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Ya know, I can't help but drop in personal thoughts—even though my style is super erratic sometimes. I get excited, I get mad, and yeah, I even overthink the silly stuff! Honestly, it’s like a movie—random, raw, and real. I might even pause mid-thought (oops, sorry, brain freeze!) but that's art, baby!

Jen Magee