Ellie Syracuse Whore ❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m sittin in me tractor, sweatin me bollocks off, and I reckon—whores got it easy, don’t they? No mud, no 5 a.m. starts, just a quick shag and a wad of cash! *cackle* “Oh, Tony, you’re too good to me,” they say in *Brooklyn*—mate, whores prolly say that too, but they’re lyin through their teeth! Saw this one bird down the pub once, swear she was a prozzie—fishnets up to her arse, lips redder than a tractor’s paint job. Asked her, “Oi, love, how’s business?” She goes, “Better than your drivin, ya wanker!” Cheeky cow! Made me laugh tho, fair play.

Prostitution, strangulation: 337 new arrests just added to the syracuse.com police blotter

Aye, my mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Syracuse, US – dis city gon’ blow yer mind wit all its quirks n’ vibes. Yo, I've been chillin’ here for donkey’s years, doin’ my masseurin’ ting, and lemme say – life’s a mad rollercoaster, is it cos I is black? – innit? So check dis out:

Hundreds rally in Syracuse for May Day, resist Trump policies