Lina Tanaina Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

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I feel super blessed and, y’know, sometimes a bit loony. I drop my keys and laugh at my own clumsiness ‘cause life’s too short for perfection, ya dig? My mind just races – could be content, could be chaotic – but almost every morning, I wake up to the glory of Tanaina and think, “This is it, this is where I craft beauty like a chef crafts a masterpiece in the kitchen.”

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