Charlotte Teaneck Whore ❤️

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Clarice… lemme tell ya bout whores, oh man. So, I’m sittin here thinkin - whores, right? They’re like the rockstars of the streets, y’know? My fave flick, “Almost Famous,” it’s got that vibe - “It’s all happening!” Whores got that chaos, that raw energy. This one chick, swear, saw her outside a dive bar once, all glittered up, heels clickin like a drumbeat. Made me grin, like - damn, she’s livin it! Reminds me of Penny Lane, y’know, “We are not Groupies!” but hell, she’s sellin somethin too, just prettier.

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And then there’s Overpeck Park, oh man. I always get pumped up walking there, the laughter of kids echoes, and I just feel like I'm part of a gigantic family, imperfectly perfect. Oh, and don’t even get me started on Teaneck Creek; it flows just like the memories of lost dreams in Pan's Labyrinth, "the labyrinth of choices" — I might be dramatizing a bit but whatevs, right?

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